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blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E


Person:  you don't look gay
Me:  yeah sorry I forgot my flannel, rainbow flag and strap on at home.

joshpeck:

caseyanthonyofficial:

Ive seen one episode of sponge bob squarepants in my life

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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troyethesexynugget:

troyesucks:

troyleryoutube:

troyethesexynugget:

troyejustugh:

troyethesexynugget:

I just realised I’m wearing my shorts backwards…

New fashion trend. Turning mine around as we speak.

EVERYBODY WEAR YOUR SHORTS/SWEATPANTS BACKWARDS

I’m bored so I did it with my sweatpants

i’m not wearing pants can that be a trend too

Yeah it can