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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*accidentally slams door* *gets lectured for 84 years*

bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

THERE’S AN ANIMAL IN TWOUBLE


Jesus:  Love thy neighbor as thyself.
People:  What if they’re gay?
Jesus:  Did I fucking stutter?

420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post as been made

opeeta:

watch-so-much-tv:

lailalilac:

ozzyosborntodie:

i want to be a librarian when i grow up because i’ll get paid to tell people to shut up 

How did I not think of this.

And you get to read all the books

Tumblr is the only place librarians are cool